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    Filth

    One of the interesting parts of my job is getting to see inside people's homes - and when i say 'interesting' i mean that in a 'how the hell do they live like this?' sort of way.

    Now don't get me wrong - my place is not spotless and i'm not obsessed with cleanliness but.......... some people live like pigs in shit!!

    Perhaps they're happy that way - no, i don't think so. Usually they are simply fat, smelly, lazy, underclass scum! Simple as that.

    Of course they live on state benefits at everybody else's expense, they know how to claim for everything possible, but they are basically lazy as fuck and despite having all day to themselves they somehow never manage to get off their arses to clean the place - and i know why they stay seated on their fat smelly arses - it's because they are too busy watching satellite TV on their bloody great 6 foot wide plasma TV provided by the state.

    Now i always think, if they sit watching TV all day with adverts for cleaning, washing and healthy food products why don't they think to themselves 'hang on a minute why don't i go out and get some of that and get this shit hole cleaned up and get myself in shape to get myself a job?'"

    I went to one particular pit of squalor with the usual dogs, cats and kids rummaging about through the filth and there in the corner was a brand new, unused Dyson vacuum cleaner - boy was i tempted to ask the questions "Do you not know how to use it love? Would you like me to show you?"

    While i'm at it - how come these people on benefits (who can't afford a decent meal, clean clothes for the kids, cleaning products etc etc) can afford to have bloody great smelly dogs and cats all over the place, and they smoke and drink more alcohol than an army regiment just back on leave from Afghanistan??

    Do they get special smokers, drinkers and pet lovers allowance as well??

    My message to these people (there's probably quite a few on here i guess cos they all manage to have computers as well somehow) is - get off your fat lazy arses, clean yourself, your home and your kids, get some exercise and get a job. If you can't get a job, give up the smoking, drinking and pets and you'll have plenty of spare dosh to get yourself some decent clothes instead of those awful tracksuits you tend to wear.

    Get a life losers!! It's in your hands. Don't sit there waiting for somebody else to come along and sort it out for you.

    Boy that feels good to get that off my chest. One of these days i'm afraid it will all spill out when i go in one of the above mentioned shit holes, so hopefully this vent will delay the inevitable a bit longer - LOL

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